Life Saver

An energy beam weapon for destroying noise and propaganda

This powerful tool can turn off any television. This device packs the functionality of a universal television shut-off remote in a form-factor of a Lightsaber from the Star Wars universe. Many people are familiar with the laser sword weapon of the Jedi warriors in the fantasy films Star Wars. While the functional device only exists in the realm of fantasy, nonfunctional toy versions of it are available for purchase. To make the fantasy a reality, this toy is retrofitted with a universal TV shut off remote to create a sword of great power. The infra-red circuit turns this mere toy into a powerful beam weapon. Life saver kills noise and propaganda to give you back some time.